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YARD WARS
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Westley Thornton performs at the Secret Rose Theatre in North Hollywood (CA).
ABOUT THE PLAY
Comedy. 1 male. 65-75 minutes. Suggested set. Ideal for college
(and possible a very talented high school actor) and up, and perfect as a late-night show.
Workshopped at UCLA's Theatrefest and a semifinalist in the Chesterfield Writer's Film Project, it premiered at the Secret Rose Theatre's ACTober Fest in North Hollywood (CA).

SYNOPSIS
The Wrestler has just been power-bombed on his head. He most
likely has a concussion, but has luckily avoided paralysis or
life-threatening injury. But the concussion sparks a crisis:
is it worth it to continue wrestling? He goes back through his
wrestling career, beginning when his friend Jimmy Double T got
him to start a wrestling federation in Jimmy’s backyard—just
for fun--using old mattresses and hiding it from Jimmy’s
mother. He remembers creating his character, their first matches,
the arrival of fans and new wrestlers—and he begins to
see where it all began to spiral out of control, with the fans
demanding crazier, more violent matches and him liking the attention.
Not only does he like that attention, but he can feel himself
getting hooked on it. He’s at the height of his popularity,
but is he still wrestling for the right reasons?

Thornton as Jimmy Talatifierre in the Secret Rose production.
A CUTTING FROM THE YARD
Read the opening of YARD WARS
as a PDF file using the free Adobe Acrobat reader.
