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HOW
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Thank You for Flushing My Head in the Toilet and other rarely used expressions is licensed by Playscripts, Inc. To order a perusal copy or performance rights, visit their website or call them toll free at 1-866-NEW-PLAY (639-7529).
ABOUT THE PLAY
Dramedy. Requires an ensemble of a minimum of 10-12 actors and a maximum of 30+ (most roles are gender flexible, though there should be at least 3-4 actors of each gender). 30-35 minutes. All settings are meant to be suggested.
Thank You for Flushing My Head in the Toilet and other rarely used expressions premiered at the Springfield Academy of Arts and Academics (A3) in Springfield, OR,, directed by Mike Fisher. Special thanks also to Idyllwild Arts Academy, where the play was first read, and to Socorro High School (El Paso, TX), the second production of the play and my last stop before turning it over to Playscripts to publish.
LISTEN TO ME ON THE MICHAEL DRESSER SHOW!
Listen to me doing a live radio interview about the play on the nationally syndicated Michael Dresser Show. The interview takes place from 1:42-24:20. Click here.

The A3 production (Springfield, OR).
SYNOPSIS
Thank You for Flushing... uses scenes and monologues that range from the offbeat and wildly theatrical to quiet moments of heartbreak as it takes a look at one of the biggest problems facing teens today: bullying.
Achilles and Helen get picked on at school--a lot. Achilles has a regular date with a bully who flushes his head in the toilet, and Helen has become so afraid of the girls who ridicule her that she invents reasons to be late. So when cool girl Glinda appears and offers them a way out--she's their "bully buddy"--they jump at the chance. But Glinda's solution is to turn them into bullies. They both resist, and she sends them back to a school that is even worse than the one they left.
Their only means of escape is to try it Glinda's way. But does saving themselves mean becoming the people who tormented them?
Prometheus practices being bullied in the A3 production.
A THANK YOU NOTE
Read most of THANK YOU FOR FLUSHING... as a PDF file using the free Adobe Acrobat reader at the Playscripts website. If you like the sample, there will be a link to ordering the script right there!

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